The girl-child says she wants to hike the Grand Canyon … by which, she means more than walking twenty feet out onto the overlook and saying, “Yep, that’s a big hole, let’s head for Vegas.”

This trip is going to be in July.  The Grand Canyon, in case you weren’t aware, is in the freaking desert!

In July.

So I got one 70-ounce and one 100-ounce Camelbak, because it’s July in the freaking desert!